Tree Lock Box Complete Smoker’s Kit
Man, you know what would be great right now? A big freakin’ doobie. Is it time to smoke yet? Let’s check your watch. Oh right, you don’t have a watch. Luckily, it’s always time to smoke.
Okay. So where is all your stuff? Your bowl is tangled in your bed sheets. Looks like your corn snake ate your grinder. Your lighter is… oop, there it is, it’s in the cup of coffee you’re drinking. When did you make coffee? Since when is it the morning? What day is it? Should you be getting your kid ready for school? Oh shit, is he still in the car?
Has this ever happened to you? Of course it has. It’s happened to everyone at Smoke Cartel multiple times. It’s a tragic, common, yet completely avoidable situation.
That’s why it is both valuable and invaluable to invest in proper, safe, and reliable storage for your sesh supplies. It’s an investment that pays for itself with every hit.
Saving a life is just one of the things the Tree Lock Box is capable of. The discreet key lock carrying case has a compartment fitted with gizmos for each step of the sesh process. You’ll feel like you’re in the part of the James Bond movie where he gets his secret gadgets. Your mission, should you choose to accept it: get high as fuck.
The full set includes everything you need to complete the objective:
- Silicone hand pipe: Unbreakable, 4 inches long, with a honeycomb texture providing a solid grip and a removable glass bowl.
- Grinder: 2.48″ zinc alloy metal grinder– twist it, turn it, pop it, lock it, polka dot it.
- Lighter: What’s this thing do?
- Bud Lightning: Razor sharp scraping tool with multiple uses. Scrape, scoop, and load your bud with the precision of a lightning strike.
- Flying Nun: Hope you have a guest room. She’s zipping in on a parachute to forgive your sins and give you a good bum whack. Just joking. This is another razor sharp scraping tool with a curved blade. Compared to the Bud Lightning, its more apt for slicing, dicing, and cleaning– compared to loading.
- Glass Jar: Glass jar with sealing cap so you can keep your stash handy and secure at all times. Or, perhaps you could use it to have some chocolate mousse. Maybe buy 6 boxes and use all the jars for a beer tasting. There are endless opportunities.
Keep your entire sesh contained and secure under lock and key– literally, it locks with a key!
